"F.r.i.e.n.d.s." quotes: Joey

[about driving through "The Tunnel of Commitment"]
Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself. 'Cause as i understand it, you're not allowed through it with more than one girl in the car.

Rachel: But do you think that maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?

Joey: No, I don't have another level.

Joey: In my spare time, I, uh, read to the blind. And I'm also a mento for kids.

Interviewer: A "mento"?

Joey: You know, a mento. A role model.

Interviewer: A men...to.

Joey: Right.

Interviewer: Like the candy?

Joey: As a matter of fact, I do.

Joey: Did you think about the trail?

Ross: What trail?

Joey: The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out you did it. You always have to think about the trail!

Joey: Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?

Chandler: I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer.

Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing "New York, New York", and ah, oh "I Left My Heart in San Francisco".

Joey: What are you doin'?

Rachel: Moving a chair, so I can have a place to sit?

Joey: No, no, Rosita, does not move.

Rachel: As in, what...?

Joey: As in, Rosita does not move!

Rachel: Why not?!

Joey: 'Cause she is in the equal distance from the kitchen to the bathroom and she is at the perfect angle so that no glare is comin' off Stevie...

Rachel: Stevie the TV?

Joey: Is there a problem?!

Joey: (to Rachel) There was this scene in "Footloose" -

Chandler: "Flashdance".

Joey: Right, right. With that plumber girl -

Chandler: She was a welder.

Joey: What, were you like IN the movie?!

[at a TV Contest]
Gene: You put this in your coffee.

Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!

Gene: It's white.

Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost!

Gene: It's heavier than milk.

Joey: A rock! A dog! The earth!

Gene: Pass!